The saddest Yahoo! question (and answer) of 2011
Posted four weeks ago: Will I be alone forever? I am a 17 year old girl. I am homeschooled through a distance learning program, and in my senior year of highschool. I live with my parents, but they don’t get along. I have a sister, but she lives far away. I have no friends and no boyfriend. I just feel so lonly and depressed. I keep thinking about killing myself. I was just in the bathroom,...
jesus christ ron paul
GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG: “An ex-cop I know advises that if you have to use a gun on a youth, you should leave the scene immediately, disposing of the wiped off gun as soon as possible. Such a gun cannot, of course, be registered to you, but one bought privately (through the classifieds, for example).”
C: i'm addicted to you
M: that works both ways
I get hopped up talking to you, like a druggie!
C: well, i cant get enough
it's like that song, for me
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
I am loling all over my office
C: remember that jam?
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there's always one pareene sentence that
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ain't love grand
I went to see her a few weeks ago for the first time in a year. We got coffee and stared at each other over our cups, letting our eyes catch up. That afternoon we went to a bar where I could smoke if I wanted to. I chewed Nicorette instead. It had been a full year for both of us; she got a new job and a nice place; I got a new job and a series of badly needed reality checks. I don’t...