"Dear all, Marc asked me to transcribe the following message to you: Dear colleagues, yesterday carol ann told me that on learning that Wes was no longer working at the magazine, Mike, our Old Main janitor, told her that he was glad because he had seen Wes [Enzinna] steal a lot of toilet paper and was convinced that Wes was the one vandalizing the Old Main toilets for a year and a half. Mike said that he had reported this to his supervisor. The idea of Wes as a toilet-paper thief first shocked us but is in fact totally believable. We take [allegations of] theft and destruction of other people’s property very seriously, we also fear that Amy [Ellingson] may have known of Wes’s [alleged] illegal actions. If any of you have knowledge about Mike’s claims, please Lt. Jamie Boothe at the UCA PD at 501 450-3111. I know this is an embarrassing matter, but the truth must prevail. Thank you, Marc Smirnoff"
— Marc Smirnoff started a website to explain why he got fired from the Oxford American. The explanation is long and incredibly confusing.